First Touch

Bacchanalia
Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso
NC-17

Disclaimer: All events depicted herein are fake, etc etc
Notes: It seems that infamous picture of Xabi and Stevie kissing has broken my no-pr0n duck. I want to also thank uberwald for insisting that this be written. Not sure if she wanted it so darn PWP, though.
Feedback: Yes please. After so long without having written anything, I'd like to know how my first full fic holds up ^_^


( Sex, Celebration, and Very Expensive Bubbly )

The Story of Us
Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings
NC-17

Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction.
Notes: This is for my beloved cerulean_eyes, who made the delightful mistake of showing me pictures of pretty Michael and Torsten when I was in an impressionable mood.


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Homewreckers Inc.
Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings
NC-17 (mainly for eyefucking and dirty language, mind you)

Disclaimer: All events depicted herein are the fabrication of my oversexed mind.
Notes: This one is short and porny. The muses spat it out at me last night, but it took some time to fully coalesce into this delightful filth.

Also, Micha is short for Michael, which in German is pronounced somewhat similarly to "Misha-El" but with a breathier "sh" sound. Micha is thus pronounced "Misha", not "Mika" (which is what I thought, before I learned German *facepalm*)

For my darling cerulean_eyes. Hope you enjoy it, sweet pea ^_^


( When Simone and Petra are away, the mice will play... )

Shoot to Thrill
Timo Hildebrand/Philipp Lahm
NC-17

Disclaimer: The whole thing is fictional, and I've taken a whole lot of creative licence with Timo and Philipp's kinks too.
Author's Notes: I just popped my German!fic cherry. That is all.
Archive: first_touch and Beautiful Games

This is for Nina (cerulean_eyes), and for that reason, there is sunburnt!Philipp and Timo eye kink. Mwahahaha!

( Shoot to Thrill )

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Divine Intervention
Gary Neville/ David Beckham
NC-17

Disclaimer: Events depicted herein are all fabricated.
Warnings: The very slightest amount of het. Don't worry, it's nothing to get in a tizz over.
Notes: Written for the dear we_love_smudger's birthday. Have a good one sweetheart. The fic turned out rather different from what I expected it to be, but as we all know surprises are fun ^_^

The name of the third cut is a passage from the Song of Solomon 4:9. The rest is my demented imagination.


( Each look a burn, each touch a shock, each kiss a strike. )


( Penance for your sins... )


( You have ravished my heart with one look of your eyes, with one link of your necklace )

Improper Usage
Stevie/Bone Growth Stimulation Machine
NC-17 (ooh, naughty)

Disclaimer: Stevie is in fact injured, but the rest is a bunch of lies.
Notes: It had to be done. It was too tempting.
It's all very silly. Yes, you may pay me out if it seems disjointed and confusing, as I wrote it at a late hour of the evening.

( Gotta love things that vibrate bones, eh? )